Off to the Carnival
Going with your friends to the fair,
Eat all you want without a care.
Go on all kinds of fast paced rides,
Tilt-a-whirls and water slides.
Visit the barns of pigs and oxen,
Until the smell becomes quite toxin.
Eat candied apples and vinegar fries,
Play a game, and win a stuffed prize.
The Ferris wheel is very pleasantry,
Are you afraid of heights, is it too scary?
After that you’ll need a rest
Drink some beer, the very best.
Save the favorite ride for last
Asylum Pendulum you’ll have a blast
Going to the fair with your new-found friend
Little did you know you’re life would end.
~ Excerpt from The Salt-Water Killings